(Source: sherlockisthebest)

lycanandproud:

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

#I’m with Javert on this one

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

 

guess whos prom dress arrived!!!!!!!11!11!!

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

(Source: roseeverdeen)

getting marked absent from a lesson because you were in an exam

hahahahahahhahahahahahha wow thats fun

guess who got up at 8am, got to school and found out my lesson was cancelled, all my fault of course, i am psychic and definitely wouldnt have appreciated an email or anything 

firearmsandfisticuffs:

IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE

I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

what is going on with taylor swift, selena gomez & justin bieber? im so confused