getting marked absent from a lesson because you were in an exam hahahahahahhahahahahahha wow thats fun
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
guess who got up at 8am, got to school and found out my lesson was cancelled, all my fault of course, i am psychic and definitely wouldnt have appreciated an email or anything
firearmsandfisticuffs: IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
what is going on with taylor swift, selena gomez & justin bieber? im so confused
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
nepetaquest: arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: their initial offer is too low possible unnecessary ad space stricter regulations arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr: “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY” “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND” “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
candy crush more like what do you mean i have to wait!!!!!
ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
allyson-wonderlnd: silentlydrawn: leepaced: if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices #otp: you’ve been wearing black too long it’s so true it hurts my heart
lookinforhotbf: i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair
tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
[[MORE]] i need to go to the toilet but there is someone here jesus christ go home i have to pee
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
shoutout to john lennon for that time he was like yo all you rich fuckers rattle your jewellery
made-in-amerika: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL...
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: you could tell me fast food is made of people but so long as it’s cheap, delicious, and it’s not going to kill me or immediately harm me i’m still going to fucking eat it.
lydiafromengland replied to your post: my bedroom is covered in rice… If you dropped your phone down the toilet this is a good thing. hmm, it would probably help more if it wasnt ground into the carpet haha
my bedroom is covered in rice…
lea-michele: WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE