One donut to rule them all
i lied to all of you
im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies
and im sorry
*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18
Men can give birth?
*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”